You guys are just the greatest group of gentlemen ever assembeled, I’ll tell you what! There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t miss every single one of you dang ol’ hombres. I wish I just had each one of you right here, right now to give you all a big hug because, gosh darn it, you sure as heckfire deserve it. Let’s do this before I start to cry.
12. The Visitors
Well gee whiz, he’s just the only big old nasty one in this entire group, am I right? As far as I’m concerned he and his whole squad can go sit on a tack, there I said it. Harsh but it felt right.
1. 11 way tie
That’s right all my sweethearts are number 1. Who can choose between these Angels?
Rams House you won this week because you’re everything anyone could ask for in a nephew and a fellow fantasy football owner. I wish you continued success for the remainder of the year.
Fire Sail you also won and you’re not even real, you’re the Pinocchio of the group just wanting to be a real boy someday but I’m sure it will happen if you just follow your heart. A dream is a wish your heart makes.
Cuchillos y Gallos also won this week and holds a special place in this Lovemissioners heart. You’re the best thing to come out of my son’s hockey playing career. I’m sure you’ll go on to win this entire league.
EbarMedia was also another big winner this week. Not just in the league but in life. Mr big shot here will soon have his pictures on the covers of such retail magazines as Parents, Parade and Look. Keep your eyes out for them gang. Such a sweetheart!
Njigbas in Paris (ok I’m crying) who could ask for a better son than you? Not only did you win this week, I won in life on May 28th 2007 when you squeezed your way out of your mother’s birth canal and into my heart. I don’t need wins in fantasy football as long as I have you Boy!
An American Tailback, a real mensch this one is great win this week. The way you schlepped your team through this season, and yourself through my heart has me saying one thing, Mazel Tov! I also say l’chayim to your speedy recovery!
The Mint was also a big winner this week. It’s all that hard work in both your jobs that’s paying off. You treat your employees better than any other boss on the planet and the Universe is rewarding you here in the RBFFL. You are so precious to me. You all are. I’m crying again.
Charles’s IR Team, why the long face winner? You are a better father and brother than certainly I could ever be. 19 years and a week ago I was lucky enough to watch you walk down the aisle to me. Sure you were walking your sister to me but I knew what I was also getting and guess what? Best package deal I could have asked for!
Trevor’s 9th Place Team, you were a bonus on that same day. Who would have thought I’d get another amazing brother in law by way of Lisa of all people? So special man, what a great day. Winner. Now I’m talking about me. This is awesome.
Marion Cobra Cobretti, so scary, you little pussycat, I’m not scared. Most huggable cobra I’ve ever seen. If I was a mongoose I’d just be giving that cobra a little smooch. Lovin’ it to death. Another winner, how many is that so far? 10 winners? I’m missing one…
How could I? Kekambas, bless their heart. My love for you knows no end. Also a big winner this week because you’re all winners. In my eyes there’s no better group than the 10 of you and Pinocchio, every one but Visitors because I hate non earthlings. There I said it. Oh manure! I guess you were right, I do have a group!