Today we say goodbye to The Mint and Cuchillos y Gallos. A valient effort by both teams and a particularly exciting Monday night finish to the Kekambas/Cuchillos matchup has given us our Semi Final pairings.
Marion Cobra Cobretti (1) versus Njigbas in Paris (4)
Preliminary projections have this as a win for Cobra but… These were our 2 most active owners in the trade market this year and specifically with each other. Commissioners prediction is:
These guys both can boom or bust depending on the matchups, I predict that it will all come down to a regretful trade between the 2. Either Kyren Williams and Travis Kelce (and McCockey if he starts him) go sick and take out the Cobra or Bowers and Jacobs (we know you ain’t starting Downs) take him to the ‘ship. I think Mixon has a inflated projection against the now defense driven Chiefs and Lamar in being undervalued after his performance this past weekend, especially against his biggest rival, at home, and with a chance to get back to even in the division standings to try to get that first round home game. So my prediction is simply this, whoevers trade players combine for more points will win and it’s my (alleged) son, so obviously I think it’s Kelce and Williams for the win.
An American Tailback (2) versus Kekambas (3)
Preliminary projections have this one very tight with the edge going to Tailback. Commissioners prediction is:
Fuck that, Kekambas have been playing on good vibes, luck and possibly sexual favors to get where they are and I don’t expect that to end now. It’s going to come down to, of all things, the Cincinatti Bengals? Kekambas has Burrow and Tailback has the Chase’s. In week 7 the Browns and Bengals faced off and Burrow was good for only 17.5 with Ja’marr grabing 14.5 and Brown 5.0 respectfully. The Browns won that game. But who did Kekambas and Tailback face that week??? Son of a bitch it was each other. No surprise here, it was Tailbacks lowest scoring matchup of the year but it was also Kekambas. So it happened once, Browns/Bengals/Tailback/Kekambas and the winner was whoever got the most out of their Bengals. Commish says it’s the same. If Burrow can stay within 2 points of the Chase’s combined like in week 7 (I actually think Kekambas can wiggle out to 5 points and be safe), we will see the Kekambas in the ‘ship. If not, Tailback is in.
Can’t wait gang.